Posted 10:29 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Sugar Daddy

Puunene Sugar Mill, Jan 2009

This is the sugar mill in central Maui, a stone's throw from Wal-Mart. It might be the last mill on Maui; I'm not sure. I do know that the sugar on Maui is now the last in the state, as of October 31. (Link to cached copy of Honolulu Advertiser article, since I couldn't get the paper's site to cough up the article.)

This mill is beautiful. I know there are those who find any type of industrial activity ugly. They're fools. Though it's true that the belching smokestacks hardly fit the idea of paradise, and it does stink. Driving through the smoke on a damp night is like diving head-first into a vat of lukewarm sweet potatoes. I hate sweet potatoes.

But it's beautiful at night, with the smoke illuminated by the moon, or the plant's own lights. On a bright sunny day the plant is slightly startling against the lush green cane. It reminds me of the machinery in Riven. (That was also probably supposed to be fouling an island paradise, but I thought it beautiful too.)

This picture does not begin to do justice to the day, with clouds in shades of silver, suddenly thinning to reveal the mountains looming in the background. It really needed to be shot in black & white, but of course I had color film in the camera. And it took a bit of patience: the road is a busy one, and I had to wait until there was a break in the clouds and a break in the cars.

Sometime I'd like to go down and get a night shot, if I can avoid getting run over, or arrested.

Labels: Foto Friday, Hawaii, Jan 2009

Posted 5:35 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Walking on Water

Paddleboarder at sunset, Feb 2009

This is at Mai Poina Oe Iau Beach in Kihei. Fabulous photo op here, but I only got a few pictures. For the uninitiated, what you do here is you stand on your surfboard, and paddle around. I'm not sure that any actual surf is involved. I think it's supposed to be for the less physically agile.

These were agile-looking teenaged girls.

Labels: Feb 2009, Foto Friday, Hawaii

Posted 2:55 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Missing the Boat

Niles calls this "impressionistic". I call it blurry. Shoulda used the telephoto lens.

Note the dog standing wistfully on the shore as the boat sails away.

Near Waipuilani Park, Maui
Jan 2009

No, this is not very late. That's just your imagination.

Labels: Foto Friday, Hawaii, Jan 2009

Posted 4:32 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: April Showers

For Christmas you ought to get a beautiful Christmas-themed photo. But I don't have one. So here's a rainbow from April:

Rainbows over Pukalani, Maui
April 2009

This was taken with my 17mm lens, which I bought in March expressly for capturing full, beautiful rainbows such as this. Since then, such rainbows have been scarce. Mostly they appear over the highway as I'm driving down the mountain, and I don't have my camera with me.

You can (very) faintly see a secondary bow, mostly on the right-hand side. And you can make out supernumerary bows inside the primary (click on the image to enlarge).

Labels: April 2009, Foto Friday, Hawaii

Posted 9:56 PM by Angie Schultz

No Girls Allowed

This crap again:

The stereotype of computer scientists as geeks who memorize Star Trek lines and never leave the lab may be driving women away from the field, a new study suggests.

I suggest that the sort of women who are likely to be completely turned off by that aren't the sort of women who are likely to take up computers as a career anyway.

At our weekly staff meetings there's bound to be at least one Star Trek quote. This week it was, "Excuse me, where are the nuclear wessels?" Once it was "There are four lights!"

(For the record, we are not computer scientists, but real scientists -- except for the ones who are engineers.)

Me, my boss, and his boss occasionally play ¿Quién es más geeko? I frequently win. (See what I did there? I keep a file where I store the special characters necessary for the accents. If your computer doesn't have the fonts, they may look weird. Geeky and pedantic!)

Many years ago, two of my female scientific colleagues were asked to go to a school to show girls what a female scientist looked like. I read about it in the paper a few days later. Someone was saying how good this was, because "Girls have this image of a scientist as someone very nerdy, and out comes this woman in a nice dress." I thought, honey, if a girl is scared out of a scientific career by the idea that she won't get to wear a "nice dress," she doesn't belong there in the first place. You have to have more mental toughness than that, and more dedication.

(The amusing thing was...they did indeed wear their nice dresses. And their high heels. And the one asked to represent the physics department was an undergraduate in her first year, if I recall. She once refused to clean out a test tube because the acetone would ruin her nail job. She switched to the education department the next year.

I, with a Master's at the time, was not asked, possibly because I did not look nearly as good in a nice dress and high heels. Way to empower, ladies!)

But back to the article:

"When people think of computer science, the image that immediately pops into many of their minds is of the computer geek surrounded by such things as computer games, science-fiction memorabilia and junk food,"

Seriously? Scared off by junk food? Are they forcing the junk food down your throat? Does the science fiction memorabilia consist of Frank Frazetta's near-naked chicks? Really? You know, those are worth some money.

"That stereotype doesn't appeal to many women who don't like the portrait of masculinity that it evokes."

Let's pause here to gasp in wonder and amazement at the juxtaposition of the phrases "computer science", "science fiction", "video games", "junk food", and "portrait of masculinity". When you guys were being stuffed into your lockers by the jocks, I bet you never thought you'd be held up as a "portrait of masculinity", eh?

In the first experiment, about 40 male and female students entered a small classroom that either contained objects stereotypically associated with computer science, such as Star Trek posters, video game boxes and Coke cans...

Really? Coke cans?? I'd have probably been wondering how I could kipe some of the posters. (Hmm, 1977 original Burger King Luke Skywalker poster?? Nah, got one.)

Somewhere, there's an office where work halts while the other workers describe in detail their dates, their clothes, and the cyooot thing their kid did. I won't be working there. Wouldn't fit in.

Now, I really have to go. I gotta bake Christmas cookies tonight. (No, really.)

Posted 10:56 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Lickity-Split

Boats on Sugar Beach, North Kihei
Feb 2009

And that's how this week's FF was posted, lickity-split! (No, of course it is terribly late.)

(By the way, Mr. Boat Owner, the Google consensus is that the spelling is lickety-split.)

(You might need to click the picture to enlarge it and find out what all this lickity-split business is about.)

The lateness of the FF (as if any of my imaginary readers cares) is due partly to the untimely death of my old friend, the 19" Samsung monitor. I came home one day to find it cold and dark. I performed the flashlight test, in which you shine a flashlight in its face and see if anyone's still home, and it passed that. That is, its only problem was that its backlight was out.

This was Niles's monitor, which he was generously loaning me. He knew a guy in Houston who could fix it for $90, and it was probably worth fixing, because it was a good monitor. So when he went back to Houston after Thanksgiving he took it with him.

The original box wouldn't fit into his suitcase, so we spent a lot of time pulling boxes out of the closet, trying to find one that would fit. Then he carefully packed it to cushion it for the flight.

And then the TSA ruined it.

When he got home he found a giant scratch in the screen, probably from when they opened the box. His repair guy says it's not worth fixing now. I told him that he ought to file a claim for at least the difference between the repair and the cost of a replacement. But it sounds like he thinks it's not worth it. (I'd do it, on principle.)

That monitor cost Niles $850 in 2004. Today I bought a 24" Samsung for $250. Progress!

Tomorrow I begin the grim task of editing xorg.conf to accommodate the new monitor. Pray for me.

Labels: Feb 2009, Foto Friday, Hawaii

Posted 10:52 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: W-W-W-WIPEOUT!

Since last week's FF was AWOL, today's FF will be in fabulous QuadroVision!

These pictures were taken at Ho'okipa Beach Park in May of this year. They're hand-held shots using a 70-200mm zoom at 200mm, so they're not the sharpest pictures in the world.

However, I am now convinced I need a longer lens, so I may capture the stark terror of man meeting ocean at high speed.


Pictures almost as nice as mine here.

(This FF was delayed while I spent about fifty flippin' hours getting the image/text alignment right. There's still more space between the images than I want, but to hell with it. Interested/frustrated parties may read the six-year-old solution here. Look for the answer by "Birdman".)

Labels: Foto Friday, Hawaii, May 2009

Posted 10:04 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Krakatoa, West of Kihei

Run! The volcanos are revolting! Oh, wait, that joke doesn't work.

Sunset from Kihei, Maui, Feb 2009

Fortunately, neither do the volcanos. According to the USGS, the last time that end of Maui erupted was 385,000 years ago. (As opposed to 400 years for Haleakala.) I'm sure it's just lulling us into a false sense of security. You can't trust volcanos.

This picture was taken from the rocky, smelly, seaweedy beaches of North Kihei. Nice sunsets, though.

And now, thanks to the miracle of Google Maps, I can show you a street view of the location:

Ta da!

Cross S. Kihei Rd. (first commending your soul to God, because you're likely to get run over) and enter through the little gate. That's a public shore access.

Continue down the little path until you come to the knee-breaking descent onto the beach. Try not to fall into the canal.

Just look at that sky! Look at that gorgeous weather! It makes me want to move to Maui. Oh, wait... My point is, that's an unusually beautiful day, even for Maui. No haze, no vog, no cane smoke.

Such is my deep and abiding love for my two or three readers that I spent hours, I mean fricking hours, trying to embed that damned view. I finally had to steal the essential piece of the code from a better blogger (cough) Lileks(cough).

There's not much of Maui covered so far, although one of my co-workers said he saw the Google car upcountry. Soon, you won't need me to show you Maui (sniff). On second thought...the Google car didn't take that picture of the sunset.

UPDATE: No, there was not an embarrassing typo in the title. You didn't see that.

Labels: Feb 2009, Foto Friday, Hawaii

Posted 10:28 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Red Sky at Eve, Astronomers Grieve

Don't think there was much astronomy done that night. Nice sun pillar and crepuscular rays, though.

Sunset on Haleakala, May 2009

You can just see the peaks of the West Maui Mountains rising above the clouds.

That's the same sunset as this one, by the way.

You might like to see this APOD picture taken (by someone else, on another night) from the same vantage point.

Labels: Foto Friday, Hawaii

Posted 10:50 PM by Angie Schultz

Foto Friday: Sea Stripes

Beach Stripes
North Kihei, Maui
May 2009

I always write these danged things late at night when I'm very tired and it's all I can do to churn out a photo.

So here's a rare morning view of Mai Poina Oe Iau beach in Kihei. I always say that I could take better photos if my knees would work (these stripes would look much cooler from a lower angle).

Sorry, that's all you get.

Labels: Foto Friday, Hawaii