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Saturday, June 06, 2009

Celebrity Non-Sighting: Lindsay Lohan

There were no celebrities sighted this week at the fashionable watering hole I frequent (the local Safeway). However, the young man who is my informant tells me that he was driving right behind Lindsay Lohan the other day.

Me: Was she sober?
Him: Don't know. She had on sunglasses.

She was driving a rented Mustang, he said.

Frankly, I couldn't pick Lohan out of a line-up if the other participants were Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T, and Dick Cheney, so I don't know how he knew it was her behind those sunglasses. Still, I report, you decide.