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Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Decline of Civilization, Part MMXXXVIII: What's Happenin'?

What's happenin', young barista, is that C.M. Kornbluth is looking more and more prescient with each passing year. This saddens me, because people who sagely cite Kornbluth tend to not know who the rubes are, if you get my drift.

And no, I do not want a locococamochafrakkincino.

Saaay, if I buy my beans at Costco, I won't have to deal with braindead Starbucks employees. Of course, Costco's the seventh circle of Hell, so there's a certain trade-off.