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Monday, January 05, 2009

Revenge of the Petits Fours: Prepare for Battle!

This is my favorite.

Try Smirch Maser

Captain, the innuendo field is ineffective against this target.
Try the smirch maser!
Fweeep! Fweep!
No result, sir.
Damn! There's no choice, slander torpedoes!
But, sir...!
That's an order, mister!
Aye, aye, Captain.
No effect, Captain. Enemy is undamaged!
Great Scott![*] We're doomed!

Seems kinda appropriate for this story. Or this one. Or this. Or, God knows, this one. Or...

[*]With a nod to Lileks.