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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Revenge of the Petits Fours: Christmas Carols for Our Times

Rest Smarmy Rich
God rest ye smarmy gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
If your summer home is worthless
You can sell it on eBay

And that's as far as I got. Niles suggested I should squeeze "Bernanke" in there somehow, but that was too much for my artistic sensibilities.

Feel free to create your own. It's fun!

(Well, not really, but I gotta say it.)