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Monday, April 02, 2007

Prophecies Found on an Old Egg McMuffin Wrapper

fire cannot melt steel
the founders' conspiracy
she has now revealed

planes hit, towers fall?
the laws of physics say no!
bush must be involved

chicken wire, blocks burn
and the empire is consumed
google it, she says

"the maw shall open
and sewage issue forth,
driving wise men mad"

in his twelfth quatrain
great nostradamus predicts
the rise of rosie