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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Main Tsar Hag

OK, now the petits fours are calling someone else's name. I'm certainly not the posh lady. Petits fours are so fickle, such little tortes. I mean, tarts. Ha, I malign the tarts. A humble pie would never be so faithless. Next year, apple pies for everyone.

My mental illness began here.