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Saturday, September 30, 2006

The Return of the Natalie

Look who's back, without so much as a "sorry to have kept you waiting". She must have been through strange and transformative adventures in the belly of the Earth, for now she is claiming superpowers. Clairvoyance, here, and, well, something about a plibble way of knowing. (I was going to accuse her of claiming the knowledge of the angels, as opposed to the inferior knowledge of man, except I couldn't remember the proper Greek terms or the C.S. Lewis book I'd read them in. Stupid memory.)

I suppose she'll be wanting us to call her Natalie the White now.