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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Prodigal Returns

Reeking of tequila, jalapenos, and cheap hookers, and on the run from the TSA, jkrank has returned to feed upon the souls of the living once more. Go and berate him for his presence, and rejoice in his absence. No, wait, I have that backwards. Don't I?

And get him to reimburse me for those damned umbrellas.