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Thursday, September 30, 2004
Macho stud hombre blogger Bill at INDC Journal has exclusive interviews with three people from CBS regarding their story on restarting the draft. First, the story's reporter, Richard Schlesinger:
And next, the overseeing producer, Linda Karas:
Again, emphasis mine.
You got that? Even if your primary source is known to be false, it's still worth covering if there's a controversy. Well, I hope we'll soon see CBS covering some much more important stories, such as the fact that markings on the backs of highway signs (do a search on Serge Monast) are actually directions to UN Chinese troops (Google cache) in their black helicopters which will round us up and load us into white boxcars for transportation to concentration camps (handy state-by-state list).
NOTE: Not responsible for any computer or brain damage resulting from following any of those links.
If not, perhaps CBS will address the allegations made on some websites[*] that their senior staff, at least, are all Cthulhu worshippers, and in fact that CBS stands for Cthulhu Broadcasting System. There are also rumors circling[**] that CBS is a hotbed of autocoprophagia. The veracity of these allegations[+] will surely be considered irrelevant. The only criterion is whether they get people stirred up[++].
[*] This one.
[**] With any luck.
[+] I made 'em up, right here.
[++] Are you stirred yet?