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Saturday, September 06, 2003

We Interrupt This Interruption...

Those of you who have been waiting with bated breath for me to say something will have to wait a while longer. You might want to breathe into a paper bag for a bit.

I'm going out of town for a while. I'll have a computer (occasionally) but I don't expect any nippy Net access, so I really doubt I'll be blogging. I'll tell you all about it when I get back. (Little umbrellas are involved.)

I'll be sure to be back in time for Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrr! I was meanin' to blog about that this last year, but I plumb fergot. I musta had me head fulla ballast that day, because I love talkin' like a pirate. Aye, 'tis true. I sometimes break out in pirate talk in scientific meetin's. Causes a bit o' consternation, as ya might guess. Avast, ye lubbers! Be ye sleepin' back there while I'm talkin'?? Look lively now! I want to see those eyes wide open or it'll be the grating for the lot of ye! And then I throw in one o' my finest Arrrrs for good measure. Arrrrr.