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Monday, August 18, 2003

It's Better Than Slapin, I Suppose

Sir Crispin Tickell is British. Is he:

A) The crusty sea captain mascot of a crunchy, sugary cereal;

B) A bewigged judge in an 18th century version of Sesame Street;

C) A fetishist in a jolly porn flick;

D) A member of Oxford University's Green College Centre for Environmental Policy and Understanding; or

E) All of the above.

If you want serious commentary, go talk to Steven Chapman.
I'll be under the desk, giggling madly.