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Tuesday, March 11, 2003
Dave Barry, being a Real Journalist, has contacts throughout the shadowy world of snack foods, so he got an email from Bryce Wilson, who bought the giant Cheeto. When I blogged about this last week, I said that he'd bought it for "no adequately-explained reason". I stand by that statement.
I predict that in the future, "he bought the giant Cheeto" will become shorthand
for "he spent a great deal of money on a dubious scheme to bring fame and/or fortune".
Here's my favorite part:
In the Name of the Cheeto, the Pop-Tart, and the Holy Ding Dong, let us pray...
Via Ken Layne.