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Thursday, March 06, 2003
Awriiiiight: A giant Cheeto has been discovered by one of our brave but slightly crazed servicemen. The size of a small lemon, it was found in a naturally-occurring vein of Cheetos, which spontaneously form in plastic bags in supermarkets and other retail outlets.
After trying to sell it on Ebay (of course), he has donated it to a small town in Iowa, for no adequately-explained reason. They will put it to good use:
I predict that within fifty years Algona, Iowa, will boast a giant---and I mean giant---fiberglass Cheeto.
I love Cheetos---not those nasty fried ones, but the baked kind. When I got back from Australia there was a long list of foods I was eager to taste again, and Cheetos were near the top of the list.
If I had encountered the giant Cheeto, I probably would've exclaimed over it, maybe photographed it, and then eaten it, because---hey, what else are you going to do with a Cheeto? It's not like you could sell it on Ebay or anything. Cheez.
Via The Corner.