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Saturday, January 11, 2003
The Twelve Days of Sparky
Thinking about the kind of dough I dropped on my beloved old car, I got into a kind of "Twelve Days of Christmas" rhythm. So here are the Twelve Days of Sparky. You know the drill.
On the ___ day of Christmas, my Sparky cost me:
Twelve thousand dollars[*]
Eleven gallons of coolant
Ten bleeding knuckles
Nine mechanics laughing
Eight fuel injectors
Seven jump starts
Five piston rings[**]
Four bald tires
And an engine rebuilt completely
[*]The approximate price of the car, new, give or take a grand. That was a lot for a car in those days. As I said, money was less of a problem then.
[**] OK, it was only a four cylinder engine. My artistic license is paid up. Nyeah.