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Friday, January 10, 2003

Do You Like Pina Coladas?

Meryl Yourish sighs over the difficulty of summing up one's personality and mate requirements in a few words. Huh? That's easy:

Intelligent, witty woman seeks man to tell her she's brilliant and laugh at her jokes.

This is all I ask in a man, and it's only fifteen words. Enough money left over for lots of Popeye's. Feel free to use it, Meryl!

UPDATE: I showed this to Niles, and he laughed, thus passing the test. I'll keep him for a while longer.